14th May What can go wrong doesn't always go wrong

I was in no mood for any cheek from the occupant of Flat G at 185, the assistant manager at Dominos.
He seemed to be making an issue out of the continued inoperation of their buzzer for the front door. His claim was that the £20 share of me fixing the lock also guaranteed the restoration of flat G's communications with the outside world. While he was telling me all this, I actually had the new supposedly unbreakable lock in a state of disassembly due to its first malfunction. Basically what could go wrong went wrong, just down to one screw coming out, although 8 weeks is a the new record for the continuous operation of an electric door lock.
This was a marked contrast to the Failing Eyesight Motor cycle/Estate car rally where a list of what could have gone wrong would have covered several sides of closely worded A4. Highest on the list of possibilties would certainly have been a head-on collision between the Subaru Estate and some unsuspecting Sunday driver. Jamse seemed intent on proving to every other road users that, even given dry roads, there's no way a two-wheeler can keep up with a four-wheel-drive double turbo-charged estate.
Having accomplished this to everyone's satisfaction, all that remains, apart from replacing all four expensive low profile tiles, is for Jamse to get through the next few anxious days. As there will be the continued and ever present threat of the arrival of the Constabulary following up one or more tip offs from irrate drivers.
These Spoilsports could be drawn from an area of several hundred square miles......