18th May Night falls on Bellview House

The accomodation here is somewhat spartan, but in the interest of profit margins I've elected to camp out here with Junior for the next three days. Despite remembering to bring tea bags, there was nothing to drink tea out of, necessitating the purchase of exotic yogurts from the local Co-op to double as both desserts and mugs.

You wonder what went on in these rooms? Luckily we have unearthed documentary evidence from July 1978, from Kenneth writing in the third person to Roz:

"Poor Kenneth. For he has been behaving himself for a month now and I think he has forgotten how to misbehave. A four letter word must have really got hold of him. The word is LOVE. - [heavily underlined] - Just in case your innocent? little mind cannot think of such a word.

David has dropped Lesley from his number one girl spot, for reasons unwritable. If you're not away to London, there is a Pony Club Interbranch Show on the 15th July [78]. I will phone in the not too distant future. Lots of Love, Kenneth".

I wonder what Kenneth is doing now, or Roz, David or Lesley for that matter...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't Kenneth stand as leader of the Conservative Party? As did David? The identity of "Lesley" is best left to the tabloid journalists to uncover.

The Editor said...

could be ?