24th June: Lunch at the Tweed Mill

It's a bit of an operation manoeuvering Mother in and out of the car, involving a certain amount of heavy lifting. Once installed in a wheel chair we comported ourselves to the renowned value for money eatery. This is attached to the retail outlet. Plumping for shoulder of lamb ("I'll never eat all this"), Mother warmed to the task in front of her.
"You've got an amazing digestive system" I said.

"No, I never get indigestion" replied Mother.

Imagine if you could quantify the life's work of the digestive organs ...

"I think I need the toilet."

(Oh no)

"Right then, I'll take you"

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