UNDERSTANDING HIEROGLYPHS IN TOMB OF RAMESES IX
2 ducklings crossed water
and met a snake with 3 rolling pins.
A cereal bowl and an owl made
a dogs breakfast for an Ibis.
Then an enormous dung beetle
was followed by a grasshopper
that went ten pin bowling etc etc....
LUXOR TEMPLE THE DOUBLE LIFE OF AMON- RA
The God Amon takes 2 forms, the 2nd displays an impressive erection and in one section of the temple appears to be making a copious donation to the local sperm bank. In this 2nd form the God always has a couple of limbs missing. This is because when all the other Gods were away defeating the forces of darkness on the West Bank of the Nile, Amon was a very naughty boy. In a short space of time the God of Gods had managed to impregnate all the women on the East Bank. For this priviledge poor old Amon literally had to give an arm and a leg.
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