Isabelle has recently purchased all new suitcases in a shocking pink. This makes for an easy identification on the carousel. However i must admit to a certain embarrassment whilst pulling them off onto the trolley, especially when she had gone on ahead.
As far as the new baggage allowances goes i think passengers should be weighed together with their suitcases. For instance a fellow female passenger who tips the scales with an additional weight in excess of 40 kg should have an allowance of precisely 0 kgs. either that or my limit can be doubled, because weight is weight as far as take-off is concerned.
Regarding the new airport security measures including having your trainers x-rayed and not carrying any make up; well in the future, travellers will be subject to a much more stringent regime. They will be forced to strip and given a full body search. Their passport number will be tattoed on the inside of the forearm after showering and de-lousing of their shaven heads. Their clothes will be left outside the showers and will follow "ahead" with the hold baggage, a band will play during the proceedings...
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