23rd October. Cats 'R' Us

"Oh! I got the story from Sandy's wife about the kittens."
"Yeah?"
"Somebody must have abandoned them on the other side of the bridge on the Silver Walk, they followed Sandy all the way back to his house."
"God, imagine if you'd found them, the whole house and our lives would've been reorganised around them for weeks."
"We need replacements for Lulu and Tiddles, who are going to die soon."
"Replacements? We don't need any replacements."
"I'm not going to buy kittens, I'm just going to take the ones that come to me."
"You mean like that big black stray with watery eyes that jumps onto the bed every night and thinks the top of my head is a radiator?"

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