16th December. 'Tiddles'-Your Profile.

In a dramatic turn of events 'Tiddles' became involved in a medical drama which was to ultimately cost, not her life, but £44.75. 'Tiddles' has, for some fourteen years, proved to be a very low maintenance cat and has never been back to the vets since the official hysterectomy. She enjoys the violin and also popular brass band melodies but only when whistled. She has in her time dabbled in soft drugs such as Catmint but her premier addiction remains Tesco Cat Crunchies. 'Tiddles' is a firm believer in a no-exercise approach to life and is very fond of central heating.

1 comment:

The Incredible Bulk said...

Are you advertising for a "stud" for Tiddles?