29th May. Thoughts In A Detached Bungalow.

You know you've really made it when you've finally bought that detached house up Oakbank Rd.

Something about the elevated site suits someone with the necessary aspirations to be that little bit above the Common Herd and it's handy for the schools.

However this is as far as the horizon extends, any higher and that would be a different league altogether.

That would be like moving from class 2C1 into 2B2, suddenly, instead of being the brightest you are now the thickest.

A bungalow in Oakbank Rd with upvc double glazing and conservatory to rear is like being the brightest of the thickest.

3 comments:

Amanda said...

So you are an inverted snob? Though I have never been to Perth, but sounds rather dull?

The Editor said...

Oakbank Rd could be in Anytown, Anywhere?

Ashbank Way,

Sycamore Road,

Dutch Elm Disease Close,

Amanda said...

Just going by pevious entries which refer to Perth.