If you've ever wondered what attending the Grand Scottish Prom is like I can tell you.
First of all wait for an evening when it's raining, then put the speakers of your stereo outside. Set up a deck chair and sit down in full waterproofs with a bottle of red wine and a packet of individual scotch eggs until you start to get heartburn.
Listen to a selection of popular classics in the gathering gloom and save twenty five quid, just remember not to drive, unless you don't really need your licence.
1 comment:
Amen to that, Brother.
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