19th August. Cider With Callum.

Conclusive evidence this morning that overeating, consuming a wide range of alcohol to excess including industrial cider, smoking cigars, then going to sleep in a puddle can make you ill.

"You don't happen to have a woolly hat at all do you?" asked Callum already attired in one of my fleeces, Sou'wester and long johns.

Whilst huddling in front of the breakfast barbeque for warmth his face mysteriously showed different colours.

"I was sick three times in the night and spent quite a while on the toilet."

It's possible that an Hawaiian shirt alone wasn't the best clothing choice for twelve hours in heavy rain either, tut, tut, Young People? eh?

There was also general agreement, that tents for less than £15 from Tesco are really only suitable for indoor camping.

4 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

I spent all of breakfast revelling in the fact that someone else was experiencing the same self punishment that I used to put myself through.

As I was driving away, I realised that the actual problem may be Hypothermia.

The Snoring Man said...

His tent was one found in a certain substantial shed (now sadly demolished)and left by previous tenants, along with other rubbish.
Nothing but the best for Callum.

The Editor said...

The triangular shed? built to last a hundred years.

The Snoring Man said...

Apparently it took them close on that time to demolish it.