5th November. Pyrotechnic Orgasm.

Each loud bang from above causes any teenage girls in the vicinity to involuntarily scream, as if the screaming function is set with a hair trigger.

The civic firework display follows every Health and Safety guide line known to man and the public is kept at a distance of several hundred metres.

There is no real danger and yet they scream so?

One is reminded of the Fab Four's decision to stop playing live on account of the screaming.

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