12th January. Why Andrew Lloyd Webber Should be Boiled Alive.

"Can you turn it down a bit?' I said raising my voice above the Phantom Of The Opera on Channel four.

"NOT DURING THIS SONG!" yelled Isabelle.

Why this song? I thought privately, they all sound the bloody same - every composition of what is considered Britains most celebrated writer of Musicals.

To be fair every composer or band only writes one song, then spins it out with variations until everyone's heartily sick of it.

Marc Bolan, for instance: di-dit dit, di-dit dit and so on.

or AC/DC: Dah! da-dah! da-dah! da-dah! (repeat),

Frankly my idea of hell would be to have to listen to The Phantom of The Opera for eternity or probably any 'Musical',
certainly anything from the pen of A.L.W.

And that is why Andrew Lloyd Webber should be boiled alive, not only as a punishment befitting his crimes but also as a deterrant to other would be composers.