1st June. The Walrus And Lycra.

The Walrus ended up disappointed to some extent, largely I think because Stirling decided to run everything in reverse order, ie Fastest first instead of slowest.

This new policy meant that the fittest were away and gone whilst the less fit (him and me) were still pfaffing around getting changed.

This led to the conclusion that I had misrepresented the sport of Triathlon vis-a-vis the numbers of 'fit' available women in Lycra.

The Novice event which ran last was largely female made up of not so yummy mummies, some of whom must have had difficulty hauling themselves out of the pool.

He showed little sympathy for these brave souls - "I'm worse than a reformed smoker."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

was looking forward to hearing about a bit of hat eating!!......however congratulations

The Incredible Bulk said...

The hat was a separate bet, and the offer of cancelling the bet was not taken up by The Editor. The bet still stands!

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