25th August. Wild Boar BBQ

To be fair, alcohol, bonfires, boiling fat, petrol filled nightlights, pre-schoolers and small boys stripped to the waist running around brandishing firebrands to a background of Iggy Pop raises a few Health and Safety questions.

And let's not forget culpability in a court of law setting.

Ooh errr...

One child hits another on the head with a burning apple, probably soaked in petrol, it's all going a bit William Golding.

The children are thankfully taken away or put to sleep.

I end the evening holding fast to the toilet, coincidentally calling for Piggy and Ralph.

2 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

I understand that one or two adults were set alight.

If it's any consolation, I also had a very nauseous feeling at the end of the night, but not from any food or drink. At least you had a toilet pan for support - all I could muster were a line up of 4 newly indoctrinated drummers that looked like they were auditioning to save their lives.

The Editor said...

Reports are that the observation "You're on fire" was initially taken as some sort of flirtatious remark by the young woman in question rather than something more literal.