29th September. Me 1. The Otter 2.

Third in the Otter/Me Series of events saw defeat in the Jobbie Aquathon by two and a half minutes.

The Otter's swim time was compromised by gagging on the saltwater but not compromised enough apparently.

"Where else can you see fit birds in Lycra - outside?" announces the Otter "It's the outside bit that gets me."

It's becoming apparent that the very real improvement in run time is driven simply by chasing after attractive women in skin tight clothing.

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