31st May Lap Dancing - An Evolutionary Biologists Point of View

The behaviour of the species Homo Sapiens can be fairly easily predicted based on what we already know:
When a female of the species in her reproductive prime moves with a cultivated grace, displaying all her credentials in this field, the male being highly attuned to this, is attracted. In much the same way that a bumble bee is irresistably drawn to the blossoms of early summer in order to serve natures purposes. When the younger female rubs up against an older but still viable male he will be aroused by an overwhelming sense of beauty in order again to serve the purposes of etc etc .....
....the bee luxuriating in the pollen laden flower probably mutters half to itself in its own bee language
..." Wow ...you've got an amazing body.."

2 comments:

Max and Me said...

i have always wondered about lap dances...i have never seen one done. are they more exciting than a strip tease? just passing through the blogosphere and found your blog. have a great day!

The Editor said...

Hi meander,
the private element makes it more exciting certainly.
As to what it's like errr......
Like this ?
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3811&NEXTID=0&PREVID=0&DISPLAYORDER=20060601200523&CAT=homemov&NSFW=3&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

not really, but anyway...