21st June Awaiting The Results

Having just feasted at the "Bervie Chipper", I am aware of the microbial souvenir from Egypt that I am still harbouring. The Health Centre at Glaver Street has been duly informed, and provided with a small specimen.

Doctor Sheldon said it was probably food poisoning, which to me seems about as much use as saying "It must have been something you ate". This additional fauna once cultured must surely have some commercial potential? As its properties as a laxative are, at the very least, noteworthy.

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