"I think we've struck it lucky with those two chicks" said Isabelle in the car this morning. By that she meant that they both look as if they're going to turn into hens rather than cockerels. This is the same probability as two coins both coming down heads.
He doesn't know it yet but young 'Puffson", the masturbating chicken, has also come up trumps. These two young and impressionable hens are likely to accord Puffson the due respect that to date has been denied by the other three hens...
The masturbating chicken routinely practises a form of frottaging by getting up close to a hen then taking out his frustrations in a form of auto-eroticism on any convenient patch of nearby lawn. The coming out of these chicken debutantes in the poultry social world is certainly timely as Puffson's onanism is begining to border on the neurotic...
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