30th January. Extreme Chiropracty II

Clocked in at the bone crunchers for a follow up, although things are pretty much normal backwise now. So we'll never know, unless there was a clone with the same problem, if it would have got better by itself.

Anyway I'd managed to mix up quarter-to and a quarter-past so I had a while to sit and read National Geographic whilst other clients were twisted about and sat on. I was struck by a picture of a Trainee Buddhist monk hanging upside down from a branch which recalled a dream from last night.

I was being shown around the World's Leading Treatment Centre for people who thought they were too short. The place had a lot of new buildings and was awash with funding as there was apparently no shortage of people who desired to be taller.

This was a bit strange as the centre made no secret of the fact that the treatment, in all cases, consisted of hanging upside down for long periods with a lot of weights attached. I was introduced to the patron of the centre who turned out to be Heather Mills-McCartney...

3 comments:

The Snoring Man said...

'A Single Step' way to become taller.

The Incredible Bulk said...

Surely "A Single Hop"?

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

A back step?