The Training Pool seems to have got shorter. 60 lengths isn't the same as it was a few weeks ago, it's the only explanation. Now we can tick one box and move on.
Next up is the purchase of a giant hamster wheel, the secret weapon in winning the war against Cycling Fatigue. This connects to the back wheel and has a few magnets in it, with a bit of ingenuity the device could power the television for Isabelle's benefit.
Running poses a special problem which I intend to solve by recruiting someone with a driving licence, ie not Isabelle. I don't know if you've ever seen yourself running on a video, there's always one leg going all awry which not only wastes energy but also virtually guarantees a hip replacement, long term.
The corrective procedure involves attaching a wardrobe door with full length mirror to the back of the car, then following at a close distance at a pre-agreed pace...
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No problem! I would love to be the guinea pig for that experiment.
But so that we are 100% clear, I am suggesting that I would drive, not run.
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