13th April. Cheap Rubbish-Well not Even Cheap.

On the pre-agreed way to Travis Perkins to buy enough wood to make another shed to store even more things we had to turn around and drive to B&Q. Isabelle had a particular 'summerhouse' in mind. I relented but scoffed at the likely quality of construction.
"They're only £300.00".
"Only"?

We waltzed into the megastore for what proved to be a quick look-over whatever flimsy sheds were in stock. This confirmed that the materials employed resembled matchwood clad with old orange boxes. "You could reinforce it with more wood" suggested Isabelle.
"Well it would need another floor and a roof and then the walls aren't up to much".

We continued on to Travis Perkins. By the time the roof rack was loaded up, according to my calculations, it began to look like there was enough timber for a three-bedroom bungalow.