I've had to take over the daily squeezing of the cat's bladder, a considerable saving in Veterinarian bills which is what the vet himself said - "just think, if you can master the technique it'll be worth a tenner each time".
Expressing cat's urine is a bit like trying to squeeze a balloon filled with blancmange, which also happens to be inside a cat. There is another feeling too; that maybe the cat is being squeezed to death, this was behind Isabelle's problem in achieving a proper jet of piss.
Motivated by an urgent need to conserve funds I soon had the measure of Tigger's piddle.
Isabelle was very proud of my efforts and also wowed later in the day by my working knowledge of Microsoft Excel which helped, in a small way, to calm things down before there was any damage to the lap top.
It's not the first time that Bill Gates has brought a certain tenseness into our evenings here and probably not the last...
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