12th May. BBQ'd Asparagus?

Attended a BBQ out in Asparagus country, Stuart was alert to the fact that single women in their twenties would be in attendance, hopes where raised so to speak, for what, isn't quite clear anymore.

Love, romance etc has been pushed further and further down Stuart's list of boxes to tick until it appears to be facing relegation.

If Love and romance was a football club, the administrators could be called in any day now.

The next morning confirmed that these social events only serve to reinforce this somewhat jaundiced view of meeting 'The Right Woman', the BBQ of last night had merely been 'A case in point'.

The 'single women' amounted to one definite single amongst others semi-attached and all largely in the Hooray Henry horse ownership bracket, one rumoured to be linked to Prince Harry, but then snogging Prince Harry could be more of an exercise in self-promotion than capital R Romance.

6 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

It's definitely been pushed over onto the second page, with more being added at the top of the list.

The LIST, as it shall now be known consists of various 'extreme sports' such as attending Oktoberfest for sausages and beer, or coming away from one of The Editors BBQs without stomach problems relating to over consumption on my part, or over fermentation on Hoegarten's part.

The Editor said...

"A life without love is like a heap of ashes upon a deserted hearth, with the fire dead, the laughter stilled and the light extinguished."

The Incredible Bulk said...

I really like crisps.

And I LOVE bacon.

The Snoring Man said...

All very romantic Mr Editor but there is something to be said for enjoying life without needing any one else to come along for the ride as it were.

The Editor said...

You should talk, taking those endless hopefuls on the circuit to 'Brambles' then back to the station.

" A womans life is a story of love, for a man it's just an episode."

The Snoring Man said...

Blogs are a fascinating way to find out about people!