23rd May. What's The F***ing Point?

The simple act of lying awake in bed from 7.07am until 7.24am is enough to promote a mood of futility, that's why it's important to leap up to the alarm and never be tempted to lie down again for 'five minutes.'

In another time and another place the reasons surrounding this miasma of negativity (which are many and various) could be picked over, analysed, categorised, maybe even treated with ECT?

Then the alarm would still go off and then the same decision about five minutes in bed?

Whoever said getting up in the morning is the single biggest act of optimism your likely to make in a day? well...exactement!

7 comments:

The Snoring Man said...

Going to sleep for one night only is my biggest act of optimism.

The Editor said...

It's no wonder you can't achieve the orgasm of an uninterrupted night if you keep waking up to jot down some unconscious neuronal misfire.

The Snoring Man said...

You misunderstand. I sleep fine and without a jot. Just pleased that I'm not dead when I wake up.

The Editor said...

There's worse things than The Big Sleep, surely?

The Snoring Man said...

Exactly, so why not treat yourself to 5 minutes more in bed occasionally.
I celebrate the new day of life in that way every morning.

The Editor said...

Because that leads to a negative outlook on life in general.

The Snoring Man said...

No wonder you tend to fall asleep at the wheel.