Having a stroke isn't normally considered a good thing, and certainly it wasn't a very positive outcome for Mr Evil.
When I lifted the lid of the freezer in search of questionably dated burgers the recently deceased chicken, in a carrier bag, was halfway to becoming more rigid than it already was...
Mr Evil's body is to be used in a breakthrough medical experiment presently uncosted but based on recent experience with the cat's bladder unlikely to be 'a bargain' by any stretch.
One Veterinary has agreed to take on the job of dissection to discover the exact location of a chicken's balls. This should provide the necessary practice to perform the de-sexing of the more ebullient Cocks still extant, suitably anaethetised of course.
Putting aside ethical considerations, Isabelle wasn't enthusiastic about my offer to 'gen up' anatomically then set-to with a Stanley knife, In that case there would be no need for recourse to anasthesia which poses more of a risk than the surgery itself.
If some of the operations proved unsuccessful that would be no bad thing, a view shared by the majority of the hens apart from Hettie II, who is a very fast runner.
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I hope it is a "successful operation" in whatever ways sucess needs to come :)
Thanks for your visit. I can truly empathise with you.Injustice is rarely forgotten even though it might be forgiven.
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