"Look at that!" exclaimed Mrs R. raising a fashionable boot knee high and squashing the defenceless creature under the smooth leather sole on the wall of the living room.
"I hate spiders! - Don't worry, the decorators are coming in at the end of the week" she added probably misreading the cause of my expression.
I could never live with Mrs R. given the hypothetical possibility, maybe I've spent too long with Isabelle who would have had me drive it to a "new home" or even a vet.
Sex with Mrs R. must be in a similar vein, all loud exclamations of triumph YES YES YEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I imagine Mr R. fresh from punching holes in the ears of cattle while they're heads are locked in one of those contraptions out in the yard, then waving his arms about and roaring to get them to do exactly what he wants.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!! AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
6 comments:
Do you think she is autistic too? Giving her inability to read your face accurately.
The concept of mating two noisy but inarticulate arachnaphobics in a farmhouse explains why the farming sector needs serious subsidies. Let us hope it never catches on!
PS exactly where is the killer bend on the road to Alyth?
Amanda, hello again, she did read my aghast look correctly it was more that it wasn't about the effect on the paintwork.
Suicide corner?
Take the B954 from the 5 roads roundabout signposted Glenisla.
After passing the golf courses and turning right at the T junction about half a mile on there is a right angled bend at the bottom of a hill with a convenient large tree for ploughing into. (If travelling in the opposite direction ie from Glenisla.
I know that bend, just before the Cell Block H steading conversion. We use the route reasonably often to get to Blackwater for a few hours quiet dam watching. Coming down from Glenisla it can be a difficult bend even in a car. Many thanks. Very amusing blog incidentally.
Thanks
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