29th September. I Dream of A Woman's Chimney.

I answer the phone - it's a previous fictitious customer who is Polish or Czech.

She wants me to call in and rectify some problem with her recent stove installation.

Try as I might I can't work out what she is saying because all the references seem so oblique.

"I'm sorry I don't know what you mean." I reply.

It's only after I put the phone down I realise that what she meant was she wanted me to come round and have sex with her - again.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a dream?

The Editor said...

Well if it wasn't a dream it wouldn't have said dream of...