20th November. "I'll Be In A Motorised Wheelchair For Their Eighteenth."

DM 's view is "You can either have kids earlier on and not be able to do anything but have the option to retire early, or have them late and be forced to keep working to cover the vast expense involved."

Of course the assumption here is the desirability of creating individuals who then blame you for their own shortcomings until they repeat the cycle.

The Third way is to have kids early in life and late in life and then what?

Ans. Go straight into a Care Home. Yippee!

3 comments:

The Snoring Man said...

Got mine booked. Never too early and you get to choose.

The Editor said...

Why haven't they had motorised wheelchair racing on Top Gear?

The Incredible Bulk said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYakwX3BtTs

Or click HERE