28th November. Chicken Lobotomy.

That chicken has been installed in the kitchen and just sits in one place all day like a complete dork, periodically dropping it's guts. (Jeezo!)

The vet said, after he'd injected it with whatever drug, that "It would no longer be fit for human consumption on account of the medication being unlicensed for livestock, that's if you were going to eat it."

"I wasn't planning to." answered Isabelle.

Isabelle seems incapable of hardening her heart against any living thing, that is, apart from Human Beings.

6 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

Do you buy chicken from the supermarket?

The Editor said...

only dead chicken

The Editor said...

Chicken is unusual in referring to both the live bird and it's meat.

eg. Do you buy cow from the supermarket?

The Incredible Bulk said...

I wouldn't deliberately choose to be picky, but:

Ostrich
Pigeon
Duck
Lamb
Pheasant
Guinea Pig
Whale
Dolphin
Tuna
Mackerel
Herring
Dog
Snake

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Anonymous said...

thats you told.....

The Editor said...

yeah well mutton?
Beef? Pork?