5th February. More On Mrs G's Toddler.

The youngster has for some periods today the undivided attention of both his parents and the family dog.

He will go on to show that the first born or only child is on average the more intelligent, not from any genetic predisposition, but simply from the level of adult attention and encouragement in these early developmental stages.

However, sadly the first seeds of neurosis will be sown too, as he will never quite adjust to the fact that throughout adult life his triumphs and disasters will be pretty much ignored by the rest of the world.