14th April. The Daily Arse V. Dripping Fat.

I have to keep the Incredible Bulk up to speed with my latest Triathlon results as a fixation has developed.

Normally these events involve racing against the faceless, apart from a handful recognised from previous races but there are no names to go with them.

The upcoming showdown in Stirling on the 1st June may prove to be more personal.

The Bulkster has been aiming for a time of 1hr 25mins, the latest results from East Fife show a personal best of 1hr 26mins for The Editor.

To be fair The Bulk hadn't actually tried running at all until the recent dramatic weight loss, due to the possible wear and tear on various joints.

Now it's changed days and with a revised estimated swim time of 13mins 50secs where bulk equals bouyancy the world must wait.

3 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

I can already hear the Rocky theme tune playing.

The Editor said...

How many raw eggs do you normally drink of a morning?

The Incredible Bulk said...

Have you seen the price of eggs lately?

Hopefully not, considering you have an army of chickens.