1st May. The Walrus Is Looking Dangerous.

Way back then it all seemed a bit of a joke, half man half Fruit Allsorts, nothing more strenuous than searching for the DVD remote and a life threatening BMI.

I didn't even need to train as it wouldn't really be a race because he'd have to stop for a high calorie snack during transition 2 before walking round the running section, that's if he'd got out bed in time for the registration.

Now the Walrus is breathing down my neck, no longer the underdog, the daily trips to the gym are paying dividends and he doesn't even need to eat, fuelled by an aggregate of spicy chicken wings and 'All You Can Eat' Buffets.

My results from this sunday will be scrutinised for obvious weakness, which is, everything.

2 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

No longer the underdog? Surely my 50% greater mass than you more than offsets the age advantage?

The Incredible Bulk said...

But you are right about the chicken wings. They are full of protein and contain minimal fat content when cooked correctly.

Coupled with the reasonable salt content, which reduces cramping, they are nearly a "Super Food".