2nd May. MOT.

The Lord Provost will be there along with the local press, a photographer from The Courier, family and friends, I don't know if my brother will make it up but his thoughts will be with me I'm sure.

The presentation may be televised on Reporting Scotland, naturally they'll want to interview the garage proprietor. Jonathan or David Dimbleby may want a few words, then the inevitable round of daytime chat shows will follow, Richard & Judy, The One show...

The whole drama may be given the Hollywood treatment, once the screen play has been written, it'll be called THE TEST, a typical homily of one mans triumph over adversity, inner sill corrosion siezed handbrake and a front disc imbalance, either Tom Hanks or Morgan Freeman.

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