There's not much in the way of Eye Candy in our tour group not withstanding Isabelle and the rep who Isabelle says "Has really no idea when it comes to foundation -poor girl."
The rep is "Still waiting for Mr Right." apparently.
Logically some long sighted gent who refuses to wear reading glasses out of vanity would answer quite well.
Anyway after another boat trip with strict instructions to be back on the bus no later than a quarter to four, we are all back on the bus.
The rep walks up and down the bus in her patent high heel boots doing a head count but after several attempts concludes that two people are missing.
"It's never happened to me before!" she admits with her perfect diction. "Does anyone know who it is?"
Turns out the face lift woman and her husband are unaccounted for.
The minutes go by with the bus engine continuosly running.
Eventually a phone rings, They are at the local hospital!
Dear oh dear.
"Maybe her face fell off." suggests Isabelle.
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