Monday night my piss looked like a cross between liquidized pumpkin and a pint of Caffreys, running made me want to stop for a pee every 100 yds.
It's true that Mrs G. gave me two plates of Pumpkin Risotto for lunch, does it colour your urine?
but pissing every 100 yds and nothing coming out?
What would Dr Oetker say?
Could it be too much wanking... Dr?
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