28th October. Literally Another Arse Up.

Subject to an unspeakable violation this morning at Glaver Street.

"We'll have to have a look at your tail-end" which is Dr F's own choice of euphemism I suppose.

It might have been a different experience if instead of being a middle aged blowke with glasses Dr F. was a 29 year old blonde with 36DD boobs and was wearing outrageous heels and a pleated tartan mini-skirt.

As it was I just had to 'Think of England'.

Dr F. pronounced my Prostate to be 'normal sized', that is, according to the Internet like a walnut.

Yeah but maybe mine was only like a Brazil nut when it was normal.

Thinking of England, a good name for a rural pub with one of those Inn signs, where local worthies meet up, could be

The Cock & Prostate.

With a cross-sectional diagram out of a medical textbook on the sign.