30th October. Effing Fruit.

I've felt ill ever since I started liquidizing that fruit in the morning.

A churning stomach and an excess of acid by about 11 am.

The other morning I was bent double over a flat pack chest of drawers from Argos which was making me feel nauseous to start with and I could just feel all that fruit frothing around.

First I thought it was the Passion fruit so I cut that out, then maybe it was the bananas? so I gave them the body swerve;

In the end there'd be no fruit left.

So what's the point of fruit if it makes you feel ill?

None.