The Otter has a hot date hillwalking (hillwalking?) with some woman that works out at that Health Club for pansies and can wear Lycra.
"Attractive?"
"Second only to the chick that works in The Bothy"
Pah! I find that hard to believe, as the 'chick that works in The Bothy,' who of course cannot possibly be from Scotland or even any part of the Uk, is so beautiful as to be accepted as THE Gold Standard of Attractivity.
Although she may actually be computer generated.
"How can I stop the Hormones?" wails the Otter.
This is good news for The Series as The Otter will be preoccupied and may go silly or even lose the plot and forget all about training for Ironman France or anything else.
His Libido will be shorted out directly to Earth with an almighty BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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I wonder what it'll feel like?!?
Come to think of it, I have been noticing an excess production of static recently.
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