14th April. Know The Game - Wanker!

I'm not too bothered about being beaten again as it was by 2 mins, luckily this still seemed to worry The Otter - "The differential has reduced" he moaned, ie from 4 mins.

It was P.J. a long term Cyclehead who informed me that "Triathlon is the last refuge of The Wanker." 

I judged this a little harsh, at the time I was wondering how exactly to justify to Isabelle the buying of a carbon bike but then I'd never have come to know this new and excellent game! 

There's a lot of sport to be enjoyed with Wanker! as no one else would be seen dead on a Raleigh, even the Otter favours the Loctite/Carbon Special-ized.

The game consists of gaining on someone out of breath from the swim, needless to say on an expensive bike, the more expensive the better, then sprinting past them.

One young chap on a brand new full carbon Kuota complete with aerodynamically shaped helmet fought back uphill choosing from one of god knows how many gears bleating "You're embarrassing me!"

...Only to be immediately taken again on the crest of the downhill!

Wanker!