11th May. Bute Balls Up.

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology Strathclyde Police can easily ascertain the status of any vehicle.

" That's £60 for each offence sir,  payable within 28 days. Failure to pay will result in a report being sent to the Procurator Fiscal, Do you understand this?"

"Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you... blah blah...etc etc"

The Bute Triathlon was turning out to be one of the most expensive events so far, possibly more than Ironman France but we shall see.

I came in with a creditable 1hr 12mins, one minute faster than the Otter, at the same time apparently finishing 2mins 45 secs behind the Otter.

To put it in very simple terms, it's either a warp in the Time-space continuum or something to do with ladies and stopwatches? 




3 comments:

The Incredible Bulk said...

So the return trip was without incident?

The Editor said...

No more charges to date

Anonymous said...

Has anyone heard what happened to the results..? I've not seen or heard anything of the results since the day of the event.. I thought they would have been published by now! How difficult is it, unless lost!!!