17th July. Choose Your Delusion - The Otter Looses The Plot.

"I'm happy because I'm in love and I want children."

"Now that's the biggest delusion of them all."

"I've decided I don't want to live my life and end up regretting things I didn't do."

"Och that's just the genes talking."

"Well I've realized that that's the only reason I'm here on this earth."

"That's as maybe but there's no need to be a slave to genetic impulse, it can easily be over ridden by a wee rubber thing."

"But why not?"

"Because frankly there's more than enough people already and besides it's such a lot of hard work?"





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