It was an early kick-off this morning and a desperate rush to make ready 185 D as a woman had agreed to rent the flat without even seeing the place. In fact she was due directly from Lancashire by mid morning, supposedly with deposit in hand. About 5 minutes before this appointed arrival time, when everything was set to create that favourable first impression, fate dealt an unexpected blow,,,.
Isabelle was witness to (an admittedly apologetic) young man having an out of stomach experience in the pend between our front door and Domino's. The result of the night's undoubted excess bore (coincidentally) remarkable resemblance to pizza topping in general but more specifically The Crustless Hawaiian. Three different sizes of these now marked the young mans transit through the pend: 15" , 12", and 9"...
This inopportune expulsion required immediate action. Luckily a pair of hastily improvised cardboard trowels did the job. Enabling me to fill a discarded pizza box with the tomato and pineapple regurgitant. Then it was simply a question of getting down and mopping up with water and paper towels.
The prospective tennant arrived non the wiser to the recent upheavals. However her recent bank statement (as requested) showed only a balance of £2.50. This cast a certain amount of doubt on her ability to make the withdrawl necessary to secure the flat .....
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