Poor old Hettie the hypothermic hen came in for a bit of abuse this evening, flattened under the combined weight of four or five of her more rumbustious nephews. These young beaus function at the basest of levels and think nothing of gang raping their mother, grandmother or a retarded sister. A geriatric aunt like Hettie who's basically at the care home stage is as much fair game as anything else.
They all start sweet and fluffy enough, boys and girls playing nicely together, even sharing their mixed corn, then Bingo! The cockerels become violently libidinous, whilst the hens just become overly concerned with the details of the pecking order.
The case for Caponisation has been made, something has to go, either balls or heads.
2 comments:
Hope they've all had their flu injection.
That's only available if you're over 65 isn't it?
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