"Do you mind if I smoke?" says George after he'd finished his tuna and mayonnaise roll.
"It's up to you" I reply "It's your house'"
"Do you not believe me about the problems with tar in the chimney if you don't have a liner fitted?"
"No, no, I believe you alright, It's just that I'd be saving quite a lot of money."
I suppose if you took a long term view of smoking then you wouldn't smoke would you?
Maybe it's like the first sign of stains on the living room wall and I'll give you a call and we can put a liner in then,
or the first malignant lung biopsy and I'll definitely stop?
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It's just like Golden Virginia roll ups.
On the one hand, you save a lot of money. The flip side is a greatly increased tar build up.
Actually, perhaps you should move in to the Lung Lining business. Plenty of customers would pay handsomley to have a steel gullet that would allow continued smoking.
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