Mrs B is the sort who has skimmed milk in the fridge next to a large slab of luxury dark chocolate and smokes forty Embassy Regal a day.
It just doesn't add up.
"Do you want a piece of flapjack?"
"No thanks I'm ok, you know there's about half a days calories in one chunk of that?"
The skimmed milk is like a talisman that wards off evil.
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