"Mmmm?"
"I can't express what I feel because it all comes out in a monotone but then I don't want to reveal myself anyway."
"So how do people react?"
"Are you on drugs? Are you drunk? In fact I was refused drink once when I was completely sober, another time the Police thought their breathalyser was on the blink ."
"Well we can start with some basic exercises - try increasing the volume from low to high."
"What should I say?"
"Just say Ah."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2 comments:
Laugh out loud funny! You might achieve a greater range by hitting your thumb with a hammer?!?
It's true that the vowels carry emotion.
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